Somewhere out there is a lady who I think will never be a nun.
I’m telling you, she said she’s looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me. Well, I added the ‘exactly like me’ part…
Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
One Direction members as cities, based on their significant individual features.